Vasectomy

Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies. A nurse
comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while
they wait for the doctor.

A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under
one man's gown and begins to manipulate him.
Shocked he says, "My God, what are you doing?"
To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm
from your system to have a clean procedure."

Not wanting to cause a problem, the man relaxes and
enjoys it as she completes her task. The second man is watching and he
is quite ready for his turn.

To his surprise, she drops to her knees, and gives
him a blow job. The first man says,"Hey,
what is this?
Why is it that I get a hand job and he gets a
blow job?"


The nurse says,
"THAT, MY DEAR, IS THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN PRIVATE INSURANCE AND MEDICARE"