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Ever spoken and wished you could take the words back, or that you

could crawl into a hole? Here are a few people who do....

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and

asked loudly,"How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blo* job?"

I turned around and walked back out and never went back.

My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.

Melinda Lowe, 39,

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An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage

insurance. He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and I

wanted to follow as best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son to run

and get me a pad. He came back and handed me a Kotex right in

front

of our guest.

Kathy Newman, 46

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I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the bathroom

and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he

looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. They

came out so well that I had copies made and included one with each of

our Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the

picture,laughing hysterically, and suggesting I take a closer

look.Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that

in addition to my son, I had captured my reflection in the mirror

-wearing nothing but a camera!

Name Withheld

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I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I

was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After

browsing for several minutes, I was approached by

one of the

good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if

he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said,

"I think I like playing with men's balls."

Colleen Collins, 31

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My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a

variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy

behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm

just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically,

the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my

sister has never let me forget.

Faye Emerick, 34

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This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a

very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely

think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but

don't get any.....a true story...We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"

Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, they

were laughing so hard!