A lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.

Male or Female?** *

You might not have known this, but a lot of
non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:

*FREEZER BAGS**: *

*They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right
through them. *

*PHOTOCOPIERS**:*

*These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up
again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.*

*TIRES**: *
*Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated*

*HOT AIR BALLOONS**: *

*Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a
fire under their butt.*

*SPONGES**: *
*These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.*

*WEB PAGES**: *
*Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting
hit on.


*TRAINS**: *
*Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up
people.*

*EGG TIMERS**:

*Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the
bottom.*

*HAMMERS**: *
*Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and
are occasionally handy to have around.*

*THE REMOTE****CONTROL**: *
*Female. Ha! You probably thought it would** **be male, but consider this:
It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying *