Pants vs Panties

Neil was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a
little chat.



He said, 'Neil, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our

honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said,

'Here - try these on'.'



She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'



I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'

Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.



'Hmmm,' said Neil. He thought that might be a good thing to try.



On his honeymoon, Neil took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here - try

these on.'



She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'



Neil said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I

don't want you to ever forget that.'



Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Neil. She said, 'Here -

you try on mine.'



He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'



Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you

never will.'