Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Old retired sailor

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads
for the docks once more, for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age,
but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing??
'

The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots '

'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean??'

She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in,
and you're knot getting your money back.

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