Tatooed rugby player

A very tall
man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes
him as real Rugby
player.
They start
to talk, and eventually go back to his
place.

They start to kiss, and the
man takes off his
shirt.





On his arm,
he has a tattoo that says
REEBOK.

"What's that for?" the lady
questions.

"Oh, I have this so that
when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo,
and Reebok pays me."

Then the man
takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he
has a tattoo that says
NIKE.

'What's that ?' the lady
questions again.

"Just like the
Reebok tattoo, I get paid by Nike when this
tattoo is seen on TV."

Then the man
drops his underwear and on his penis he has
a tattoo that says AIDS.

The lady
screams: "Don't tell me you have
AIDS!"

The man
replies: "No, no.....!!! Calm down, it
will say ADIDAS in a minute when you drop your
panties!!!"