Top nine sports gaffes

Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregori Eva from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up
and it was amazing.'

Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse
and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted
her mother.'

Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents,
especially my mother and father.'

Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and
even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that
serious.'

Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I
should think we can expect the same thing again.'

Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the
opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all
over their faces.'

At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice,
the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the
British crew.'

Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the
field.'

Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing
so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out
his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just
said?'.....Ed